Submitter: Mitch
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
ID#:107 | Rating: 49
Submitter: Mitch
I was going to procrastinate. But I decided to leave it till later.
ID#:108 | Rating: 28
Submitter: Mitch
I couldn't afford to buy cotton so I decided to be abrasive, and steel wool.
ID#:109 | Rating: 21
Submitter: Mitch
If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?
ID#:99 | Rating: 2
Submitter: Mitch
RU469?????? - Wouldn't You Rather That Pill??
ID#:106 | Rating: -5
Submitter: Mitch
Why is fast food so popular? I thought u weren't supposed to eat while fasting?
ID#:123 | Rating: -5
Submitter: Mitch
Girls are like beer. They take all of your money, they leave quickly, and you regret it afterwards.
ID#:115 | Rating: -12
Submitter: Mitch
Women are like wild animals, if you keep feeding them, they'll keep coming back for more!
ID#:112 | Rating: -20
Submitter: Mitch
One time, I had insomnia, so I went to take some sleeping pills, but I didn't want to wake them up.
ID#:128 | Rating: -26
Submitter: Mitch
Don't Drink Drive - It's a laundry powder