Submitter: Granty
Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer
ID#:81 | Rating: 134
Submitter: Granty
Life is like an analogy.
ID#:90 | Rating: 103
Submitter: Granty
The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years
ID#:84 | Rating: 82
Submitter: Granty
Sex is not the answer, "Sex?" is the question... "Yes" is the answer
ID#:159 | Rating: 55
Submitter: Granty
If we're all God's children, what makes Jesus so special?
ID#:104 | Rating: 47
Submitter: Granty
Duct tape is like ‘the force, it has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together
ID#:80 | Rating: 34
Submitter: Granty
I miss you like a retard misses the point
ID#:92 | Rating: 22
Submitter: Granty
I like my women the way i like my coffee; Ground up and in the freezer
ID#:2 | Rating: 1
Submitter: Granty
Rehab is for quitters
ID#:96 | Rating: -10
Submitter: Granty
Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours noticing
ID#:105 | Rating: -14
Submitter: Granty
Indecision is the key to flexibility